Wear or Die...

It’s time to play The Fashion Police’s favorite game: Wear or Die! from fashionpolice.net For those of you just joining us, it’s pretty straightforward:

1. There are two ugly items of clothing.

2. You must wear one of them… or DIE.

3. You get to choose which one you wear.

4. Death is NOT AN OPTION, weaklings.

Now, we know none of you want to die over an outfit choice, because that’s the kind of thing Fashion Victims do. So it’s time to put on your big girl (shiny) pants and choose:

Which of the two items above would you wear, if you had to wear one…. or die?